- Daddy: *jogging*
- Me: *stare* That is bad for your knees.
- Daddy: Well, what am I Supposed to do?
- Me: Walk briskly. It won't damage the cartilage.
- Daddy: *ignores me, turning back towards me*
- Me: * watches His ass*
It looks so happy playing in the water. I want a shower now, too >.>
when you try to touch it. Anyone know a cheep exorcist I could phone?
Earlier when Daddy’s alarm went off he didn’t wake up so I bit his side & passed back out. It seemed like a great idea at the time.
… *twich* I… just got a mental of our very sweet but also very old and unattractive neighbor naked. And smoking.
XD only form of birth control 100% effective.
Most accurate photo cap to joking reality ever.
XD Oh my God. Daddy. Remember when I made this joke like 3 months ago?!
A: Often. Ok guys, gather round for a story of fail whaling.
The day Daddy & I got back from camping we were both dirty & tired & had to go to a trans support meeting with our friend ( who was waiting down stairs) so we go get a fast shower together to save time as we had less than an hour. Well I have shitty circulation so water has to be pretty hot to bother me. Daddy is not at all like that. Not thinking much on it I splashed Him & water only hit His genitals. So He yelled, “AH! MY DICK!” & we laughed a bit & got out. Well our friend was all awkward panda when we got in the room & goes,”I coulda left & met ya’ll there if you wanted to… you know.” To this damn day she will not believe me when I say we were NOT fucking.
To those of you thinking Daddy needs to get pay back, He did. A week or 2 after that the soap (which has sharper corners as it is hand made) slipped from His hand & nailed me in the clit super fucking hard. I almost cried.