I think Daddy might be the only reason I do preggers yoga to shave. I’ve given up on how my legs look atm lol
(Source: holyshaet)
I miss beer so much right now. I swear after this baby is born I will not take beer for granted ever, ever again.
I have a longer list than 3, but the ones that I try the hardest for are:
1. Do not be jealous.
2. Respect myself.
3. Corrections and arguments are to end in “Yes, Sir.”
have-no-fear-brooklyn-is-here:
Photographer’s girlfriend leads him around the world.
^Such an amazing concept!
I was asked by 2 roller derby teams to join. I think saying no is one of my biggest regrets now that I look back at it.
(Source: skullcar-steveo)
Did I mention that at 3 months pregnant I only weigh 108 lbs? I sometimes surprise even myself.
Mmmm! The things Master & I would have likely done in high school if we had gone together. Unf.
Master, please don’t teach baby things like this. I will have a heart attack.
(Source: youtube.com)


